Shirts for Sale. Cart prices include shipping/handling to the contiguous States & Canada
and if you're in Stumptown, come on down and save 5$!
Push Button, Receive Bacon $15.00
___An iconic internet cartoon is now a shirt! Let's face it, even vegetarians love bacon: It's the main reason they fall off the wagon. If we could all wear a device on our chests that produced bacon at the push of a button, we'd all be dead by now. Well at least you can have the shirt and dream of the day science finally solves all our bacon-related issues. Plastisol on 100% cotton
Rusty's Spanish Fly $14.00
_Rusty's Spanish Fly tee shirt will get them in the mood! Just act fast & beware mutations! This fine all-cotton shirt is available in charcoal gray (pictured), cardinal red, military green, and natural. One of each, and all Medium (I will print more if I get requests). Treat yourself and/or a friend to (a) Rusty Venture! Cheers! (a tip o' the hat to the esteemed Venture Bros)